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Tie Bike Snob NYC, the latest self-proclaimed prophet of pedal-powered truth, here to remind you that no matter what bike you ride, you’re doing it wrong. Got a fixie? You’re a hipster cliché. Ride a carbon fiber road bike? You’re obviously compensating for something. Roll on a cargo bike? Congratulations, you’re single-handedly blocking the bike lane and hauling artisanal gluten-free despair to your nearest farmer’s market.

This week, Tie Bike Snob NYC tears into the latest trend: gravel bikes with more bags than a Kennedy Airport luggage carousel. Apparently, we’re now expected to carry 37 pouches of granola just to bike 12 miles to the next overpriced coffee shop. Of course, this is all done in the name of “bikepacking,” which, as Tie Bike Snob points out, is just camping with more chain lube and fewer bears. And don’t even get him started on e-bikes. If your bike has a motor, you’re either commuting smartly or betraying the sacred purity of leg-powered travel — there is no in-between.

Still, for all his sarcasm, there’s a twisted kind of love underneath the layers of snark. Because despite the potholes, the angry cab drivers, and the passive-aggressive pelotons in Central Park, we all keep riding. And maybe that’s the point — whether you’re a Lycra-clad weekend warrior or just someone trying not to die on your Citi Bike, we’re all part of this wonderfully ridiculous two-wheeled circus. Tie Bike Snob NYC is just the guy yelling from the sidelines, making sure we don’t take ourselves too seriously.

Tie Bike Snob NYC

There’s something uniquely poetic about watching a fixie rider in Williamsburg pretend not to be out of breath while climbing the bridge ramp—like a pigeon trying to out-soar a hawk, confident yet tragically unprepared. This morning, as I sipped my artisanal, ethically-sourced, cold-brew nitro coffee from a cup that cost more than my first bike, I couldn’t help but reflect on how far we’ve come. And by “come,” I mean how enthusiastically we’ve embraced bicycle-themed fashion statements that have little to do with actual riding.

Once upon a time, you rode a bike because you needed to get somewhere. Now, it’s about which boutique built your frame, how ironically you wear your cycling cap, and how many followers your Strava KOM attempt earned you. Not that I’m judging—I’d post my carbon footprint too if my Garmin hadn’t glitched halfway through my “easy” 40-miler.

Of course, the city is as unforgiving as ever. Between rogue delivery e-bikes, car doors opening like traps in a video game, and tourists meandering into bike lanes with the spatial awareness of wet towels, riding through New York still feels like a real-life side-scroller. But we do it. Day in, day out. Because in spite of the chaos—or maybe because of it—cycling remains the last bastion of freedom in a world that insists we sit in traffic, boxed in steel, listening to a podcast about minimalism while paying $400 a month to park.

Michael Valenti Cycling Art Posters and Prints

Michael Valenti Cycling Art Posters and Prints

If you’re a cycling enthusiast with a passion for art, Michael Valenti’s cycling posters and prints are a perfect blend of both worlds. Known for his vivid, energetic style, Valenti captures the essence of cycling through bold lines, rich colors, and dynamic compositions. Each piece tells a story, often inspired by iconic races, historic riders, and the timeless spirit of the sport.

Valenti’s artwork spans a variety of themes, from the steep climbs of the Alps in the Tour de France to the gritty cobblestones of Paris-Roubaix. His prints evoke a nostalgic charm, reminiscent of vintage race posters but with a fresh, modern flair. Whether you’re decorating a home office, bike shop, or training space, these pieces offer a unique way to celebrate your love for cycling.

Printed on high-quality paper with attention to detail, every poster is a testament to Valenti’s dedication to the sport and his craft. They also make thoughtful gifts for fellow cyclists and art lovers alike. With a wide selection of designs, sizes, and limited-edition prints, there’s something for everyone in the Michael Valenti collection.

Whether you’re a weekend rider or a die-hard fan of pro racing, Michael Valenti Cycling Art Posters and Prints add character and inspiration to any space. Explore the collection and bring a touch of cycling history and beauty into your world.

Tie Bike Snob NYC

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Michael Valenti Cycling Art Posters and Prints

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